ZHan
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Reckoned that I will not be a good hubby.
I might fall asleep while waiting for my wife to get through her first 30 hours of labour on the hospital bed.

1st hour.
'PUSH!! COME ON!! PUSH!!'
'Nothing..'

2nd hour.
'PUSH!! YOU BABY COME OUT LAR!! PUSH!!'
'Still nothing lei.. dun stress me lar!'

3rd hour.
'Push!! wait.. wait.. DOCTOR!! How long must I wait?'

4th hour.
'pushhhhhhhhh.. what time is it?'

5th hour.
'so doc, is the baby coming out soon? I'm here for 5 hours liao.'

6th hour.
'Aiyo.. hungry lei. NURSE! this's my number. Get me when it's time'

7th hour.
-Sound asleep after a quick meal-

8th - 14th hour.
-Snoring off that echoes down the hallway-

15th hour
'Sir. it's morning.'
'Oh. Ooops! sorry. Waiting for my baby to pop out!'
'Oh.. Congrats!'
'Thanks'

16th hour
'Eh. You oso waiting for your wife?'
'Yar lar. First time.'
'Me too.'
Sian hor?'
'A bit lar. My boys dun want to come out'
'Wao.. you..'
-A loud cry was heard from one of the rooms-
'It's mine! see ya.'

17th hour
-coffee break @ the vending machine-

18th hour
'Oh yar!! My coupon's expired. Darn!'
-Jogging down to my car to add more coupons-

19th hour
'Hi wife! How ar...'
'SHUT UP!! AHHHHHHHHHHH..'
-Stunned for a few seconds-
'Are you alrig..'
'GET OUT!! AHHHHHHHHHH..'
-Hid from her sight-

20th hour
'LUNCH TIME!!'
-back to the same old canteen as the day before-

21st hour
-Mobile vibrating-
'Hello?'
'Mr Kng! Your wife..'
-Dashed without finishing the meal-

22nd hour
'Lao Po!! I'm here!!'
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..'
'Say something! please!'
'I dun want to give birth liao!!'
'Huh? No..'
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. DOCTOR!!'
'Relax!! Dun scare me!!'
-Nurse gave her an injection to calm her-
'Lao Gong.. why is there so many you looking @ me?'
'Dun have lar. Relax..'
- Wife fainted.-

23rd hour
'Doctor! you have to help me. My wife..'
'It's fine. It's kinda of usual for 1st timer.'
'But she's looked like in so much pain. I dun..'
'Aiyo.. Mr Kng! Trust me. I'm your doctor.'
'Errr.. ok lar. Once?'

24th hour
-Siting by the corridor. Head between the legs-
'Eh.. you!'
'Huh?'
'How's your wife doing?'
'Can't lei..'
'Dun worry! mine's out so will yours. Soon.'
'Thanks!'
'By the way, I'm Jack. You?'
'Zhi Han. Han Zhi. Remember better?'
'Hahahaha..'
'Hahahaha..'

25th hour
'Dear God. It's me, Zhi Han. I know I'm a bit panic but God can yo...'

26th hour
'Mr Kng!! Coming out!!'
'HUH??'
-Flying bullet across the hallway-
'Lao Po!! Wo lie ler..'

27th hour
-tahan-ing my wife squeezing of my hands-
'Pain.. Pain.. Pain..'
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..'
'Breath in! Breath out! In! Out!'
'AHHHHHHHH.. WOO WOO.. AHHHHHHHH..'

28th hour
'I can see the head!!'
'Head?'
'Ooops! it's out!'
'Male?'
'Yar! There's another one.'

29th hour
'Number 4!'
'AHHHHHHHHHH.. Male too? AHHHHH..'
Yar! Still got!'
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..'
'PUSH!! Last one!!'
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..'

30th hour
-moment of silence-
'Errr.. so 4 plus 1?'
'5.'
'5 babies. One me.'
'Hmmmm..'
'So..'
'1/7 of our way to have 36 children!'
'What?'
-Loud outbrust of cries-
'HEY!! what are you DOING hitting my children's buttocks?'
- flying fist towards the nurse with the babies-

31st hour
'Sorry!! hehehehe..'
'A bit over exctied?'
'Yar.. hahahaha..'

Phew..
I'm glad I'm a man.
:p